The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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