Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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