Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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