chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
Randomize
