after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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