Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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