she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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