If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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