Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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