In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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