People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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