How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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