Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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