so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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