Well apparently he's into motor boating.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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