Are we in a gay sports bar?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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