Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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