The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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