just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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