I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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