im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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