It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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