just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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