He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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