Duck Duck Cougar?
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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