I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
try to milk me bitch
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