Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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