meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Randomize