I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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