I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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