he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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