he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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