you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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