What a fucking waste of an outfit
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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