I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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