This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Apparently you make a good broom.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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