Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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