So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
you called to congratulate me on being the reason you lost never have i ever
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
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