D3 body, D1 cock
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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