That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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