We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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