im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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