Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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