? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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