I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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