I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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