I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
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