I want to stick my p in your. b.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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