Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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