it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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