that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
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