Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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